(60 Second) Home Theater Center Commercial
(Husband and Wife watching television)
Kid: Mom, I need help.
Mom: Hold on, I'll be back. (Leaves room and comes back) So, what did I miss?
Dad: Well...
Kid: Dad, I need you.
Dad: Hold that thought, I'll be right back. (Leaves room and comes back)
Mom: So what is it you were going to tell me?
Dad: Oh, well this guy (points) found out that he has a sister.
Mom: Ok, that makes sense now, because...
Kid: Mom, Dad, come here.
Mom: Ok, this obviously isn't going to work out tonight.
Dad: Yeah, probably not.
Announcer: Have you ever felt this way? Well, this problem could easily be solved with a Home Theater Center. The Home Theater Center allows you to pause and rewind live TV. I know what you are thinking, there is probably a monthly service fee. Wrong, unlike Tivo, there is no monthly service fee, just pick up a Home Theater Center and that's it. It has a 2 year warranty, and around the clock tech support. We will even send one of our experts to your home to hook it up.
(Cuts to Husband and Wife watching television)
Kid: Mom, I need you to come here.
Dad: (Hits pause and looks at Wife) Aren't you glad we bought this Home Theater Center, now you don't have to miss a thing.
(30 Second) Leopard Commercial
(Brother and Sister sitting at table using computers (brother using Vista, sister using Leopard))
Brother: Have you seen Windows Vista, it is amazing.
Sister: Oh yeah, well Leopard is pretty amazing too.
Brother: Watch this, (plugs printer into Vista PC) I can print in less than 10 seconds, without even installing the printer. (Wizard pops up saying installation failed) (Gets Frustrated)
Sister: Good luck with that. (plugs printer into Mac and starts printing a letter) Leopard can do that too, except it actually works.
Brother: Well, Vista also has this cool quick search. I can find anything on my computer just by typing the name. (Types file name, and nothing shows up) (Gets frustrated again)
Sister: Leopard has spotlight that can search names of applications, files, and within the text of files, and it can search any computer on the network too. (Types in the same search and it shows up (found on the Vista PC))
Brother: (Frustrated with Vista) So, tell me more about Leopard.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Commercial Scripts
(30 Second) Progressive Commercial
(Guy approaces house and Lady is inside with kids)
Lady: Not in the abdomen Cameron.
Guy: (Knocks on Door)
Lady: (opens door) Hi
Guy: Mrs. Matthews, I'm Steve, your Progressive claims rep. I inspected the damage on your car and you're all set.
Lady: Thanks so much for coming by. My insurance agent recommended Progressive, cause you do this kind of stuff for free. I have four boys so the smallest errand is just (kids yelling) you know.
Guy: No problem.
Lady: Ok, Thanks so much, bye. (shuts door) Who wants to be quiet?
Announcer: With progressive, saving hundreds is just the beginning. Contact a local independent agent to switch today.
(60 Second) Nutrisystem Commercial
Girl: I admit it, part of my job is to look great, and I let that go. I know I lost out on work when I was overweight. Casting directors just didn't even want to see me. I called Nutrisystem and I lost 27 and a half pounds.
Announcer: You can't miss the results of Nutrisystem Nourish, the weight loss program that lets you eat great and lose weight.
Girl: This was the old me and this is me now.
Announcer: Call or go online now to find out how you can get 2 weeks of Nutrisystem meals, free.
Girl: If I even thought about a carb I gained weight, and with Nutrisystem I get to have carbs.
Announcer: Our secret is the breakthrough science of th glycemic advantage that separates good carbs from bad.
Girl: Losing weight is the hardest thing in the world. Nutrisystem made it so easy.
Announcer: for about 10 dollars a day, enjoy 4 weeks of perfectly portioned meals and your shipping is free.
Girl: Trust me, you will lose weight.
Announcer: See how Nutrisystem can change your life, and get an extra 14 breakfasts, 14 lunches, 14 dinners and 14 desserts. 2 bonus weeks of food, free. Call now.
(Guy approaces house and Lady is inside with kids)
Lady: Not in the abdomen Cameron.
Guy: (Knocks on Door)
Lady: (opens door) Hi
Guy: Mrs. Matthews, I'm Steve, your Progressive claims rep. I inspected the damage on your car and you're all set.
Lady: Thanks so much for coming by. My insurance agent recommended Progressive, cause you do this kind of stuff for free. I have four boys so the smallest errand is just (kids yelling) you know.
Guy: No problem.
Lady: Ok, Thanks so much, bye. (shuts door) Who wants to be quiet?
Announcer: With progressive, saving hundreds is just the beginning. Contact a local independent agent to switch today.
(60 Second) Nutrisystem Commercial
Girl: I admit it, part of my job is to look great, and I let that go. I know I lost out on work when I was overweight. Casting directors just didn't even want to see me. I called Nutrisystem and I lost 27 and a half pounds.
Announcer: You can't miss the results of Nutrisystem Nourish, the weight loss program that lets you eat great and lose weight.
Girl: This was the old me and this is me now.
Announcer: Call or go online now to find out how you can get 2 weeks of Nutrisystem meals, free.
Girl: If I even thought about a carb I gained weight, and with Nutrisystem I get to have carbs.
Announcer: Our secret is the breakthrough science of th glycemic advantage that separates good carbs from bad.
Girl: Losing weight is the hardest thing in the world. Nutrisystem made it so easy.
Announcer: for about 10 dollars a day, enjoy 4 weeks of perfectly portioned meals and your shipping is free.
Girl: Trust me, you will lose weight.
Announcer: See how Nutrisystem can change your life, and get an extra 14 breakfasts, 14 lunches, 14 dinners and 14 desserts. 2 bonus weeks of food, free. Call now.
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